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FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

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culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


Science -


TAGS: science
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

vilnius - May 9, 2013, 9:06 pm
iPhone pricing is still stuck in the past!
Ron2 - April 28, 2013, 5:54 am
In the old days... a chalk eraser could undo months of hard work and proofs. Just sayin'
twill1962 - April 27, 2013, 5:04 am
Check out the 5 MB hard drive in #156735. 5L!
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 11:43 am
I HATED those cold-*ssed mainframe rooms! Only job I ever had where I had to wear long underwear to the office.
MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:46 am
Wow back in the olden days, you guys really had it tough...how much did the haz-mat suits cost? Thanks for the 1st giggle of the morn Papa!
GaryO - April 26, 2013, 9:07 am
……and the all night back ups in the cool room. Son-of-a-bytch, Papa, it was freaking yesterday for me. Back then we lost data, now I lose the hardware.


Rock Paper Scissors -




WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


SPECTATOR SLOWDOWN -


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.


TRIGGER DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

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fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.


CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


MULTI-HUE BACON -


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


COMPROMISE - Who says the cat has to be either/or?




DISCIPLINE - Smack The Shit Out Of Your Kids, They Deserve it!


TAGS: discipline
Rating: 3.34/5

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premiumgrade - March 10, 2015, 2:02 am
This is something that the politically correct does not understand. If your kid sticks a fork in an outlet, you don't sit him in a corner and not hurt his feelings. You whack him so he will remember. Common sense has died under political correctness.
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:49 pm
That was always my Mom's theory. If you didn't do it probably something else you deserve it for... that's love !


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.


TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

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lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


THE CHAMPION -


TAGS: ironic science
Rating: 4.79/5

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spacedog - February 1, 2014, 1:47 pm
A blast from the past.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:53 am
@Sean. LOL. Thanks for visiting. @spacedog. Thanks dude, You're the man!!
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 1:40 am
Nice one Lester, 5Ls.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Hey, no one's accusing you of being sensitive. I just don't know you well enough to call you mother a wh***. Gotta go. G'night.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:32 am
Oh, great thought you're serious. I was about to cry.... And feel bad about myself.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:29 am
By the way, beautiful poster. I love the underhanded compliment to it.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:28 am
Ooops, sorry lesterinside. That biology lesson was aimed at someone else. *snickers*
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:27 am
But seriously, there are actually sperm cells whose mission it is to find and entangle other sperm cells who are from another "donor." So there you have it. Even gametes know that your mother is a wh***.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:24 am
comm'n Aggy, its beautiful.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am
Gross.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am
Hey SEAN!!! I am fan. Thanks for squirming just to get here.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:20 am
Though it's kinda like the special olympics really ... in that all of the competitors have one thing in common ... and that one thing (your dad) is pretty much a "leveler of the playing field," so to speak.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:18 am
Oh. *no Nazi looking!!!* that was *couldn't even get a flat 4 average.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:16 am
and after outsmarting and outmaneuvering hundreds of millions of our competitors we end up Motifaking. d*** i could even get and average of FLAT 4 can you believe that! This place is definitely a pool of champions. have a nice day Kit-kit ;)
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:13 am
And I just spelled "least" wrong. Hey, who lifted up the bar just now??? A-hole!
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:12 am
Set the bar low enough and there's at leaast a small chance we Motifakers won't trip over it. Love it.
thekitkatkid - March 7, 2010, 1:08 am
lmao I feel good about myself again thx


SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.


TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

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djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am
Love it ...


LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.


TAGS: firefly sci fi lego
Rating: 2.45/5

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RnR - July 25, 2008, 7:32 am
if you take out those with the guns, it will look like a freakign lego g** boysband


STRIFE - No war was ever fought over Two scientists disagreeing


TAGS: war science progress
Rating: 4.53/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
But Pol Pot did try exterminate everyone who was religious.
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 10:21 pm
No, the politicians start the wars, and they are just about as godless as it gets.
twill1962 - April 7, 2012, 3:01 pm
Actually, scientists and mathmeticians fought duels over their theories for over a century. The fights were to the death first, then to disfigure. Tycho Brahe lost his nose in a fight over a mathmatical formula. It may not be war, but it ain't nice.
LLmayhem - March 28, 2012, 8:50 pm
Einstein: "Dammit Hawking. I've had enough of you and your black holes!" *shank*
Ascetic - March 28, 2012, 5:49 pm
Actually scientists just follow the money. Good though.
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 2:49 pm
I can just about imagine Einstein's corpse & Stephen Hawking with his lateral sclerosis fighting it out over a Lab-Test... Yes, my imagination is messed up...
Reality Lord - March 28, 2012, 7:27 am

nice


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


SCIENTIFIC FACT - If you took the veins of your body and laid them end to end you would die.




TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In!


TAGS: politics congress obama president fascist marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bah - October 25, 2009, 1:50 am
Communists and fascists have different philosophies about the relationship between people and government, but they came to the same conclusion: an elected dictator who manages the economy. Go far enough to any extreme and you'll come full circle.
Sean-sequitur - September 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
MEET THE NEW BOSS ... Probably also scared of horses.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:54 pm
mmmm. cake. You a funny guy, mooo.
mooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Cake!! . chill out man you're gonna have a stroke. Ignore those who disagree with you. I haven't spoken to my wife in days, I didn't want to interrupt her.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:47 pm
New World Order was in wrestling, not the Republican party. Obama and the Congress are giving us Fascism with a happy face on it. The govt own a majority share of AIG, Citi, BoA, GM, on and on and they want more. The definition above fits his policies.
Marduke - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am
Aren't you confusing that with the Republican Party and their so called "New World Order".
Getoffit - May 8, 2009, 2:24 am
Jeez... Obama's either Communist or Fascist. They're opposites so he can't be both.... which is it?? Your man lost the election, get over it already...


MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION


TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.96/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm
SCIFAG TROLL!!!
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?


CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.


TAGS: paper scissors rock cutting corners
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:34 pm
Oooooh, I see what you did there :-D
joe3658 - July 3, 2013, 10:52 am
Depending on your angle, if you cut corners you go from being right to being obtuse.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:28 am
Man, I’m gonna use this for our production group. Great visual! (for once I’m serious in the comment dept) ‘stealthier corners’…now that’s funny.
Iconoclast - April 5, 2013, 1:12 am
You just need to know the angles.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 9:19 pm
But they're stealthier corners.


Imagine -


TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.


SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?


TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an a**load of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm
There's a large hadron in there - I know it


REMINISCING -


TAGS: reminiscing
Rating: 4.56/5

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Greeny - February 15, 2013, 10:18 pm
2010, best spring ever... scroll on down
Airman - May 17, 2010, 6:18 pm
this is a good one. a little too close to home
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 12:50 am
What sucks now is I can't trust a fart
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Excellent! Truely a funny demotivational poster! 5 close calls!


TRAINING STANDARDS -


TAGS: discipline is key
Rating: 4.31/5

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GySgt1811 - April 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
'Twas always thus... Actually, I wouldn't have it any other way. The FEBA is STILL the most exclusive club in the world.


SCIENCE -




GENETIC ENGINEERING -




NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! - The only DECENT thing Tim Allen ever said!


TAGS: galaxy quest tim allen star trek trekkies sci fi wars outer space
Rating: 1.44/5

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MO - July 26, 2009, 2:27 pm
He's one up on you, that's for sure...how can you be this retarded?


GOD -


TAGS: believes in science
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - February 27, 2012, 7:07 pm
‘Smite’ hooowa, that’5 Gotta be Larson
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Jelly Age! Break out the Holy Toast!
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 5:05 pm

Thank you very much!~ (she said in her helium voice)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2012, 5:02 pm

nice stuff. 5's across the board
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:26 pm

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoy them~~
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Made me LOL, too! Thanks!~
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Thanks!
gas - February 27, 2012, 12:27 am
helium voice effect - do not use xD. ni5e one
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 12:14 am
I like this! I believe there is a God, but I'm also not blind to scientific fact. I even think that in many ways, science is studying how God created everything


CARNIES - Small hands Smell of cabbage


TAGS: actually they fascinate me
Rating: 3.69/5

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Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:19 pm
- and often look in-bred, but this guy [sniff sniff]... none of those things


ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


FURRIES VS. KLINGONS - Whoever wins, WE LOSE!




SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.




DAVROS VS. STEPHEN HAWKINGS -


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there


VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.




SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: social conscience protest anarchy protesters
Rating: 2.38/5

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Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 7:04 am
Other morons?


WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?




ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... - 120 mm high explosive shell beats rock, I win!


TAGS: rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.11/5

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lolwut - August 7, 2009, 12:09 am
they tried to exterminate them, but like ****roaches, they keep comin back for more.
oh shuddup - January 16, 2009, 1:57 pm
meh f***in jews always being all in yo face......the lot shouda been exterminated
Jazzhole - July 20, 2008, 3:43 pm
I kinda lol'd


mad scientist pranks -




THE APPLE - doesn't fall far from the tree


TAGS: discipline
Rating: 4.91/5

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Faceplant31 - November 12, 2010, 2:02 pm
Im not looking forward til the day that this comes true. We need to do another golf scramble grey that was awesome but the girls are only allowed in if they are topless.
GreyScorpion - November 12, 2010, 1:55 pm
I remember when FP drove that golf cart into the swimming pool at the MotiFake golf scramble...cost about the same to fish it out too. d***, that girl was built!...5L.
culos - November 12, 2010, 1:53 pm
this is the reason I'm almost bankrupt, 5 mechanical Bulls!


Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


TIME TRAVEL - "We don't serve time travelers!" the bartender says. A time traveler walks into a bar.


TAGS: science fiction time travel
Rating: 4.61/5

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MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
5 time tunnels for you


CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


U.S. NAVY SEALS - Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret




COOL SCIENCE 101 - Hypothesis? We don't need no stinking hypothesis! Hit the switch Igor!!!


TAGS: cool science tesla coil igor
Rating: 3.73/5

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Kubi - April 24, 2010, 8:13 pm
then your other 6 need moar funny
HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
*One* approval out of a series of 7??? Ouch!


50 CENT/ TOM CRUISE - Try stopping Scientology now.


TAGS: 50 cent tom cruise hybrid scientology
Rating: 1.52/5

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Woody - June 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
f***ing crazy!!!
... - April 18, 2009, 11:17 am
f***ing lame
50 50 - June 27, 2008, 6:16 pm
f***ing great


PORTAL GUN? OH, THE POSSIBILITIES. -


TAGS: portal aperture science possibilities
Rating: 4.11/5

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5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 8:19 pm
accidental 5L from me... I had my head up my a** while the commercials were loading and shifting the page all around.


FAITH VS. SCIENCE -




THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS -




Tuesday -




BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.


TAGS: guilty conscience feelings
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE -


TAGS: science disbelief climate change obvious
Rating: 3.88/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:12 am
Thanks, I'm not sure everyone got the point of this poster.
kion89032 - November 6, 2012, 12:59 am
anthropogenous? nopes.


LIGHTNING -




Sarcasm -


TAGS: science fair
Rating: 2.66/5

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Sean - June 24, 2008, 2:35 pm
-h right" myself. Bye.
Sean - June 24, 2008, 2:35 pm
Agreed. The fact that they seem to disagree with ... say, George W. Bush and John McCain on this topic is not what I was poking fun at. It was the ***kish use of the cliche: "Yeah Right" with the big exclamation mark. Although I really like saying "yea
Laughing@It - June 17, 2008, 2:04 pm
Calling people names because you don't agree with them lacks any credibility


PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY - Way to Go, Einstein!


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting sh** like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.


RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




AND WHEN LITTLE RON GREW UP - he even founded a "church"


TAGS: scientology
Rating: 4.79/5

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Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 12:52 pm
lol!! Yes, Ron Hubbard.
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:49 am
I suspect Scientology.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 19, 2011, 11:30 pm
Is there something i'm missing? what's the punchline???


LIFE’S MYSTERIES - I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.


TAGS: god science life win choice
Rating: 4.35/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:50 pm
hey... please be nice to people, everyone, including God. :) I love Jesus!
Hawamleh - August 24, 2011, 5:35 pm
I am a muslim and I hang out here, go figure !
caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:10 am
I really can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. so i'll go with sarcasm :)
Deceivingly - August 24, 2011, 3:38 am
You're an atheist bud. Not fooling anyone by 'carrying a cross' if you will.
DLM4 - August 23, 2011, 9:06 pm
haha that's like me, double major in mechanical and aerospace engineering with a minor in religious studies 5L
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am
or athie5m... whichever =)
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am
Je5us!


SCIENCE - It's pretty much common sense at its best




SCIENCE - Science is the poetry of reality!


TAGS: science
Rating: 4.05/5

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elf25s - September 14, 2010, 10:26 pm
btw you should see case for mars also from same site and creator ...i rarely recomend anything but symphony of science is something to see
elf25s - September 14, 2010, 10:25 pm
yes he was and will be sorry i just got that line from my memory and that sos vid i had seen few months back...
diogo0817 - September 14, 2010, 5:08 pm
Richard Dawkins is a great man. You should have given him credit...
elf25s - September 13, 2010, 6:59 am
i found the line moving from one of the best music videos i had seen and it fits me perfectly. look for symphony of science site dl few vids watch and really enjoy them
Derek - September 13, 2010, 4:58 am
A beautiful description of a beautiful description :})


PANDA PASSION -


TAGS: panda mate scientist cancer cure
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - March 30, 2013, 9:32 am
So does Ebola, and at least cancers can be treated.


Science -


TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:36 am
Classic!
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:55 am
Perfect
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Hahaha. ROFL :)


PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!




THE BEACH BOYS - It's been over 50 years already...can we start calling them men now?!


TAGS: musci
Rating: 4.42/5

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VULCAN PLEASE - I find your lack of logic disturbing.




YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.




SCIENTOLOGY - "Too crazy" even for this guy.


TAGS: charles manson scientology
Rating: 2.14/5


This Generation -




DISCRIMINATION - It Happens To Ducks Too.




A CLEAR CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: conscience memory
Rating: 3.33/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 2:11 am
Hehe, autobiographical, Ron? All the Greybeards don't *remember* doing anything inappropriate.


JOE PESCI -




MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.




SCIENTOLOGY - A couch's worst enemy


TAGS: scientology tom cruise
Rating: 2.71/5

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agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 3:51 am
f*** yo couch, Oprah... f*** yo couch!


XENU - is going to kill us all!




IKEA SCISSORS - I guess they got you there.




NO ARGUMENTS. - This is the coolest helmet. Ever.


TAGS: helmet cool sci fi armor
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:14 am
It's a totem: outsized Japanese helmet horns on a cyberman head on Darth Vader's helmet. Strangely, this is appears to be on a catwalk... fashion?
boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 1:29 am
cyberman helmet is best worn without emotions


ED-209 - He talks. You listen.


TAGS: robot sci fi
Rating: 2.3/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 10:55 am
It can't climb stairs, I'd hate to see it get stuck insome pot-holes in my city, screw ED-209


AK-47 - Killing Fascists and Third World Tyrants since 1947.


TAGS: ak 47 fascist antifascist kalashnikov
Rating: 1.75/5

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GodsWorshipMe - February 10, 2010, 12:36 pm
*Used By* Fascists and Third-World Tyrants
Derek - February 10, 2010, 3:31 am
- and plenty of others besides


State Of Mind -


TAGS: clear conscience bad memory signs
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 8, 2013, 11:56 pm
Huh? And who are you? Teehee...thanks little.
chickenlittle - October 7, 2013, 11:23 pm
Haha love it Miss Priss! Very true :D


Impeded Crawl -


TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.


Evolution -


TAGS: cookie monster science animal evolution
Rating: 4.88/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
That is awesome! 5L :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:51 pm
Saw the pic on the Yahoo homepage and never got around to checking it out. Now I'm glad I didn't. 5L


gadgets -




Cooties -




T'AI CHI - Flash Mob


TAGS: discipline group martial arts
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:06 am
T'ai Chi is incredibly relaxing and stress releasing...but the training is a pain in the a**, it took 8 weeks to learn the basics. You too kind teehee.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 12:01 am
That is hilarious.
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:52 pm
I love watching these people practice...Flash Mob...You Funny


Incentive -




SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: science atomic bomb war einstein
Rating: 4.26/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 3:17 am
Einstein... he was a very wise... oh my god I think Ed-Hyde's avatar just blinked at me. Did I mention that I have ADHD?
Grim1812 - September 14, 2010, 11:19 am
He was german. This is like "Pull My Finger" to those guys.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:20 am
Albert 'Buzzkill' Einstein.


beginning of the end -




SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary. William Gibson




THE ONLY SURE WAY TO WIN ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. - Rock, Paper, Scissors...Gun


TAGS: pistol rock paper scissors win
Rating: 3.43/5

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ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 7:42 am
not if you use dynomite
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:12 pm
Paper wins with gun control legislature.


PARTIES - I'm not saying you're not invited. Just R.S.V.P next time.




SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism.


TAGS: politics congress obama president fascist marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change
Rating: 3.21/5

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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:23 am
that he will deliver on some of his promises especially the one of "fundamentally changing this country". I just don't think his supporters truly understood what he meant by that comment. He's got labor unions/special interests writing bills for Congress
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:21 am
His policies is what drives my a**ertions that he is socialist. Govt control of banks, insurance, autos, and attempting to gain health care. Those are key tenets of socialism. Not trying to be harsh, just pointing out the obvious. I do disagree with you
Do me next - October 12, 2009, 3:53 pm
You don't belive Obama will deliver on his promises, fair enough. But to say this socialism isn't different from from the last 8 years, or the last 16 or 20. I know people like picking on George Bush and Clinton, but calling them socialists? A bit harsh.
WTFO2 - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Obama, was that a weak attempt at humor or are you adding yourself to the list of ephemeromorphs that wish for my death?
Obama - September 22, 2009, 3:34 pm
my home boys will find and kill you WTFO
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
I'm too low on the chain of command to benefit from any corruption. I'd rather root it out and eliminate it so those who make the laws also obey them. An optimistic view I know.
Haarakkon - September 13, 2009, 7:22 pm
That same Government pays your salary. Are you an agent of corruption?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:13 pm
I don't know if all insurance companies are the "highest form of evil" but I'm pretty sure that govt is the "highest form of corruption". So, I don't trust them to make healthcare better. Let's do tort reform + competing insurance across state lines.
Bah - September 12, 2009, 1:51 pm
Yes; I know a guy who thinks insurance companies are the highest form of evil and wants the gov. to drive them out of business. He acknowledges but does not care that this will increase the cost of insurance for him.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:30 am
I haven't. I have an insurance program provided by the govt, TriCare. It is horrible! I don't wish the same lack of care and service rationing that I've experienced on other Americans. It's cheap, but you get what you pay for.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:36 am
y'know, random thought here. Has anyone actually met anyone that supported the whole health care thing, as its currently proposed?
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:58 am
Thank you, gentlemen.
Current Resident - September 4, 2009, 5:33 pm
Outstanding poster! Good work. 5L
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 5:13 am
BTW; this poster owns.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 5:12 am
"The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have as much.'" - Phelps Adams
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:46 am
Excellent word, Sean. In a sentence, "With a little prestidigitation, the Constitution and the free market has disappeared."
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:43 am
What is it about motifake that attracts dumbasses who can't debate the facts of a situation so they just attack with childish name-calling tactics? (they also can't spell "the" in their own name.)
Sean - May 25, 2009, 12:10 am
Hey here's a cool word: prestidigitation.
tehsupercheez - May 24, 2009, 11:25 pm
what is it about motifake that attracts stupid people who make retarded posters like this and then prattle on about your republican agenda.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:16 am
Very nice quote, Ieuan. I hadn't read that one before.
Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 6:05 pm
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:02 am
know exactly what socialism and can support our use of the word with facts and examples. The tea party protests showed very clearly that many americans are not happy with the direction this country is heading and elected officials better take notes.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:00 am
For clarification on the first post, I resent the dismissive nature of SD's comment. Many liberals try to minimize the dissent against "their choosen one" Baaraack Obaamaa but claiming conservatives are ignorant, racist, and/or rednecks. I and many others
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:56 am
communism, you'll see we are out of the green already and moving in the direction of center yellow.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:55 am
capitalism stops with some govt control of private industry and moves towards the communism side of the scale where a large amount of industry and property are govt controlled. If you color code them green = capitalism, yellow = socialism and red =
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:53 am
I disagree with your definition of socialism. the abolition of private property is actually communism. We aren't there yet. Consider capitalism, socialism and communism on a slide scale. Socialism is a large range of policies that start just were
Sean - April 18, 2009, 9:36 pm
Gotta go now. I'll check up on this thread tomarrow. Good night, WTFO. Stay well. Bye.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 9:34 pm
It makes no sense to call anything other than the abolition of private property "socialism". Progressive taxation may, given how the gov't actually spends the proceeds, be an egalitarian move, but it is not socialism.
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:30 pm
typo in the first one: change "tage" to "stage".
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:29 pm
is where we are moving the US to. Govt involvement in the corporations is a major cause of our problems. They made Fannie issue home loans to people who can't afford them. They prop up the auto unions whose greed has screwed up Detroit.
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:27 pm
is trying to "spread the wealth around" in true Marxist fashion. Also, nationalizing health care is a socialist tenet. Don't challenge my use of the word when the Congress and Pres are clearly driving us in that direction. Look up European socialism, that
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
communism. --Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. True idiocy is not knowing the definition of the word and seeing that we are heading that way when the govt owns 80% of AIG, fired GM's CEO, is advocating for far reaching control into all banking systems, and
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:24 pm
Socialism - 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods. a tage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and
Sean - April 17, 2009, 11:32 pm
While I don't share politics, Sam, I enjoy reading such comments. And I do share your annoyance at the idiotic misuse of the word "socialism". Do they not know how politically illiterate it makes them look? They must ....
Toussaint - April 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
A message well stated; excellent work.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:21 pm
Republicans like throwing the word "socialism" around because it sounds bad but nine in ten don't even know what socialism is. I'd rather give control to the government than to corporate douchebags. They've bent us over for far too long already.


CURIOSITY - You've just landed the a rover on MARS. Group hug, or awkward golf clap?




CAPTURING THE IMAGINATION, AGAIN -




ROCK PAPER SCISSORS - Stop fighting please !




HYROGEN BOMB - Take the 2O out of the H2O and BOOM this is what you've got.


TAGS: bomb science chemistry
Rating: 2.25/5

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Arkot - October 15, 2009, 3:49 am
Actually in Japanese Hydrogen is suiso
Mark Santiago - October 13, 2009, 9:39 pm
That's the way we say it in Japan. HYROGEN. Rucky you. Know you know.
OMFGMyFaceIsMelting - October 11, 2009, 9:29 am
What the hell is a Hyrogen Bomb? Is it like an aluminum falcon?
Arkot - October 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
Actually it should be 'take the O out of H2O'


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